An old man approaches from a cave. He smells of cranberries and pumpkin pie. He ask that you venture into the depths of the Lair of the Great Turkey and defeat him so that his family may have a dinner to remember. As you make your way deeper and deeper into the depths of the cave you encounter the great Turkey. Behind him is a giant bonfire.

Me: He gobbles violently..Roll for Initiative.
Obb: What, a one?! That puts me at 7 for intiative.
Lucas: 15, not bad...
Rayald: Natural 20, that puts me at 30.
Kuro: I think that's a 17?
Everyone: That's an 18 Kuro.
Kuro: Oh
Me: Well he rolled a 42 so he goes first.
Everyone: shit...
Me: He lets out a terrible gobble that hurts your ears. Saving Throws. Dc 15
*Nobody makes it*
Me: Ouch, you're all Stunned for one round. Next
Rayald: I'm going to Teleport over here and Curse and use my Eldritch Strike. Does 27 hit AC?
Me: Yeah
Rayald: I push him 10 squares into the fire.
Me: He burns alive Gobbling as he roast in a fire.
Everyone: Good work Babe Ruth. Batter up.
Me: You all have turkey dinner.

And that is how Thanksgiving was started...at least this year...

I'd like to say Thakns for my Saturday Players without you I would never have become delusional enough to post this.